Nostradamus of the mouth
Yesterday I posted on how my ulcers seem to come and go on a cycle – in other words, they all show up at once and disappear at once. They usually seem to be on 10-day cycles. So I’m going to just go out on a limb here and make a prediction.
(actually, probably not really out on a limb so much… I mean, it’s not like some kind of world-shattering prediction or anything. I mean, I’m not predicting economic collapse or a Mayan-calendar-like apocalypse or anything. I mean, I could, but that has nothing to do with this blog…)
I have a couple of spots that popped up on the 3rd of August. I’m just going to make a prediction here in digital print that these demons are going to be gone by the 13th.
I am doing this publicly just to show my theory on a cycle trigger in real time. If I’m wrong, then I guess back to the drawing board. If I’m right… Then the world as we know it will never be the same…
Okay, that may be a little over the top. I think I’ve been watching too many Roland Emmerich movies.
Ironically, August 13th is also the day Dallas is supposed to break its own record for most days in a row above 100 degrees – at 43 straight days. That’s a prediction I’ll absolutely stand by.
That’s 4300 degrees. Half as hot as the surface of the sun. You can’t argue with science, people.